Thursday, September 9, 2010

A Bugbear Monk's Diary [Old DnD adventure]

Day 23
I moved my camp farther away from the town because the guards were being annoying... They don't seem to understand that I just want to live a peaceful life away from those evil savages I used to call family and tribes mate...

Day 24
Today, I saw the guards again, they were observing me with a weird tube again...
It was sunny, I hope those clouds in the distance don't come this way.

Day 25
I jinxed myself, I commented on those clouds... It's pouring rain right now...
I stayed in my tent all day, I don't like the smell of wet fur...

Day 26
The grass was still wet but the rain had stopped early in the morning...
I killed a rabbit but charred it again...

Day 27
A weird giant and a tall human came to meet me at the camp...
They said the villagers are afraid of me and that I can't stay here... I decided to follow them.

Later that night...
A wolf-like dragon ambushed us but we killed him pretty quick...
and a bunch of lizard attacked us...

The sky is clear, the wood crackles lighty in this quiet night,
[goblin] my urge to kill the human must be repressed. I'm not one of them anymore... [/goblin]

Day 28
The giant has good food finding skills, better then mine but I like berries more then bunnies...

We were following the lizard's trail to a clearing... The clearing made me feel heavy...
I spent a long while watching the tall human digging in the middle of it...
They started floating and a guy in a sarcophagus tried to kill the human...
I punched his skull in, saving my new friends...
[Goblin] I told them this circle was bad news... I hated that circle from the start [/goblin]

The human guy got a new shiny weapon, I don't use weapons, I'm too clumsy for them...

We set up camp at the bottom of the mountain. I pitched my tent but didn't invite any of them in...

The human was kind enough to help me learn his language better... Apparently, I talk like a hick...

We sat around the camp fire... I'm taking first watch, then waking the human up...

A smart looking ogre with a spiked shield and a morning star came during the human's watch...

[goblin] that damn human let that ogre throw a boulder at my tent, destroying it... curse that human... [/goblin]

I swung aimlessly at this ogre since he seemed to read my mind and block all of my punches...

The human and the giant prove themselves usefull allies... The human even healed me!

Back to bed for me, hopefully the starry sky will lull me to sleep....

Day 29
I woke up at dawn to a scary sight, the ogre was still breathing.

After careful examination, I noticed the human tied up the ogre during my sleep...

After asking to the ogre who his master was, the ogre raged and the human sliced his throat open...

We packed up and started our trek up the mountain... I waved farewell to my tent...

The human found tracks on the ground, belonging to a wolverine... When we found the wolverine, he was eating a puma... It's a pretty big wolverine, biggest one I've seen yet...

The human shot 2 arrows out of his bow, the first one seemed to hit a tender spot and his second one nailed him pretty hard too...

Those wolverines were pretty tough... they seem to have hurt that giant a whole lot but the giant brought down quite a good punishment on it too...

We prepare a wood fire and cooked the tenderized meat, wolverine is tasty...

Day 30

I woke up in a stone box today... with barely any light...

A random talked to me, named himself Blann... He captured me for fun apparently. He said his master didn't like me and that he was going to capture my friends now...

I woke up with the sound of a thud. I called out in hopes of a reply. The voice of my human friend was heard... He was mumbling something about the villain being smarter... I think he's insane...

The giant voice came not too long after... The ranger mentioned me as the dumb bugbear, note to self, hit him for that... The human yelled as if scared, as if something attacked him...

The door opened and the giant was there... the human had his weapon on the ground... The giant looked at me menacingly... Then hit me hard... ouch... The giant called me ugly, he never seen himself in a mirror... I think the giant was stoned... The room is full of odd symbols that the giant seem to be able to understand and while he was reading them, he mentioned a "hot female" from where he came from in the cave that corrupted his mind... I guess he wasn't stoned... My friends got alarmed by something and a sudden darkness came, a darkness even my magical torch couldn't light up...


[And this ends it since my monk died in the fight that came up in the darkness -_-]

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